|another jdate horror story
||[Aug. 1st, 2006|03:59 pm]
HankWil74 (3:50:25 PM): hey there|
HankWil74 (3:50:29 PM): saw your j-date profile
HankWil74 (3:50:34 PM): you have an electric smile
VixiRocks (3:50:37 PM): hi
VixiRocks (3:50:40 PM): thanks
VixiRocks (3:51:22 PM):
VixiRocks (3:51:48 PM): whats your profile name?
HankWil74 (3:52:08 PM): JordanHarris
HankWil74 (3:52:33 PM): so you live in Brooklyn?
VixiRocks (3:52:54 PM): mmm hmm
HankWil74 (3:53:03 PM): so what do you do for a good time?
VixiRocks (3:53:32 PM): i like going out with friends, movies, just relaxing
HankWil74 (3:53:52 PM): you ever give a guy head in a movie theater
HankWil74 (3:54:05 PM): because I have 2 tickets to Pirates of the Caribbean if you're interested
VixiRocks (3:54:27 PM): um, no thanks
HankWil74 (3:54:37 PM): we don't have to see a movie
HankWil74 (3:54:41 PM): you can blow me anywhere
VixiRocks (3:54:43 PM): can i ask you a question?
HankWil74 (3:54:48 PM): of course
HankWil74 (3:54:52 PM): and you just did
VixiRocks (3:54:59 PM): what in my proifle says i would be up for that?
HankWil74 (3:55:10 PM): you just look like a gutter whore, that's all
VixiRocks (3:55:19 PM): oooo, thats the way to get a girl
VixiRocks (3:55:28 PM): call her a gutter gutter whore
HankWil74 (3:55:33 PM): when it works though, watch outr
HankWil74 (3:55:42 PM): seriously though, you want to get together
HankWil74 (3:55:56 PM): grab a cup of coffee, then I'll ram a wiffle ball bat in your ass, you in?
VixiRocks (3:56:14 PM): well youve managed to be rude vular and offessive, yummy that sounds like a fun date
HankWil74 (3:56:24 PM): I thought you'd like it
HankWil74 (3:56:38 PM): what's your number, I'll call you
VixiRocks (3:56:49 PM): no thanks
VixiRocks (3:56:58 PM): good luck finding you gutter whore
HankWil74 (3:57:08 PM): beat it whore
HankWil74 (3:58:18 PM): seriously though, you want me to call you?
VixiRocks (3:58:32 PM): NO
HankWil74 (3:58:36 PM): come on
VixiRocks (3:58:43 PM): what the hell is wrong with you
HankWil74 (3:58:43 PM): I can give you a roman helmut